de no comment – castraveti sau banane cu coaja?

„Bărbaţii din Singapore sunt rugaţi să spună dacă, în contactele sexuale pe care le au cu partenerele, sunt banane sau castraveţi…
Nu este vorba despre o salată de legume şi fructe, ci despre o campanie privind sănătatea sexuală a bărbaţilor.
Campania – notează Reuters – a fost lansată de o firmă farmaceutică din Singapore care propune reprezentanţilor sexului tare un chestionar prin intermediul căruia să-şi evalueze starea funcţiei erectile. În chestionar, aceştia trebuie să bifeze una dintre cele patru categorii care apreciază fermitatea erecţiei: castravete, banană (cu tot cu coajă), banană fără coajă şi spaghete fierte.
‘Bărbaţii trebuie să tindă spre aşa ceva’, a declarat terapeuta britanică Victoria Lehmann, ţinând un castravete în mână, în timpul unei conferinţe de presă..”

comunicat Rompres

de UNITER: purcoa la rumanie e purcoa sibiu?

purcoa Sibiu? nu stiu ce a raspuns domnu din luxemburg lu domnu caramitru la aceasta intrebare.

da la intreabarea: purcoa cristi grosu, zis atata: pentru ca merita

ps- tvr.ro a fost „luat” de departe la categiria actualizari de cotidianul.ro si de moi care ma lupt cu vista si cu o mana amortita.

iaca premiantii UNITER:

Categoria Debut

* Cristian Grosu, pentru rolul Graham din spectacolul Purificare de Sarah Kane, Teatrul Naţional Cluj

cu tot cu bretele, cum remarca Piersic. ma ce hemotii cu inima crescuta am avut vazandu-l urcand pe scena la sampanie cu artistii scenei romanesti…

Categoria Teatru radiofonic
* Portretul doamnei T de Ana-Maria Bamberger, regia artistică Attila Vizauer

Cea mai bună actriţă în rol secundar
* Rodica Mandache, pentru rolul Adel din spectacolul joi.megaJoy de Katalin Thuroczy, Teatrul Odeon, Bucureşti

Cel mai bun actor în rol secundar
* Sorin Leoveanu, pentru rolul Anchetatorul din spectacolul Crimă şi pedeapsă, după F.M. Dostoievski, Teatrul L.S. Bulandra, Bucureşti

Premiul special pentru muzică de teatru
*Vasile Şirli

Premiul special pentru teatru de revistă
* Mircea Crişan

Piesa anului, premiu acordat de Casa Regală a României
* Complexul România de Mihaela Michailov

Premiul de excelenţă
* Emil Boroghină (Preşedintele Fundaţiei W. Shakespeare”), Premiu acordat Festivalului Internaţional „Shakespeare” pentru calitatea excepţională a ediţiei 2006

Cea mai bună actriţă în rol principal
* Andreea Bibiri, pentru rolul Grace din spectacolul Purificare de Sarah Kane, Teatrul Naţional Cluj

SCENOGRAFIE

DRAGOS BUHAGIAR – elizaveta bam- t bulandra
cu mesaju: Vlad Ivanov, succes la Cannes

SCENOGRAFIE intreaga activitate – prezentat de maestrul Lucian Pintilie
MIRUNA si RADU BORUZESCU

SPECTACOL DE CIRC – Gabriel Mosoianu

premiul lui Ion Caramitru:
Cu lacrimi de bucurie

CATALIN NAUM – TEATRUL PODUL

premiul pt critica, intreaga cariera:
DOINA MODOLA – un martor „bogat”, un martor in viata al unui pantheon de talente…

CEL MAI BUN ACTOR IN ROL PRINCIPAL
MARIUS STANESCU – hamlet machine, odeon

CEA MAI BUNA REGIE
RADU AFRIM – JOY, MEGA JOY – caruia Piersic i-a zis „nu esti normal”

REGIE – INTREAGA CARIERA
LUCIAN GIURCHESCU

TEATRU DE COPII:
Cornel TODEA

Premiul special pentru coregrafie

* Razvan Mazilu

Premiul special pentru teatrul de papusi

* Ella Conovici

Premiul pentru intreaga activitate – Actrita

Valeria Seciu

Premiul pentru intreaga activitate – Actor

Csiky Andras

MECENA:

Carmen Palade Adamescu

 

PREMIUL PENTRU CEL MAI BUN SPECTACOL:

ELISAVETA BAM, dupa Daniil Harms, Teatrul „L.S. Bulandra”, Bucuresti

premiu ridicat de Alexandru Tocilescu, mereu premiu pt spectacol, nu si pt regie. „va promit ca n-o sa ma mai vedeti prea des”

 

de stefan party

 

Bine ai venit, Stefan!

Sa cresti mare, sanatos, voinic, fericit, vesel si iubit!

iata cu ce tre s-o ierti pe maco cand vei creste ca s-a ocupat dupa ce-a aflat ca mami si tati e sanatosi si te tine in brate:

famous birthdays:

Birthdays

  • 1976 Joey Lawrence (actor)
  • 1972 Carmen Electra (actress)
  • 1961 Don Mattingly (baseballer)
  • 1959 Clint Howard (actor)
  • 1949 Jessica Lange (actress)
  • 1941 Ryan O’Neal (actor)
  • 1938 Betty Cuthbert (athlete)
  • 1924 Nina Foch (actress)
  • 1908 Lionel Hampton (composer, bandleader, educator, vibraphonist)
  • 1893 Harold Lloyd (daredevil comedian)
  • 1893 Joan Miro (surrealist painter)
  • 1889 Adolph Hitler (dictator)
  • 1808 Louis-Napoleon (Napoleon III)
  • 121 Marcus Aurelius (16th Roman emperor)
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    The report was generated with the following birth data: Stefan, male, born on 20 April 2007 at 9:00 am in Bucuresti, Romania.

    Your sun sign is Aries. This is the sign in which the Sun is in your birth chart. Your Ascendant, the rising sign, is in Gemini, and your Moon is also in Gemini.

    In case you are wondering why you are addressed as Aries in this report: If you had been born 5 hours 8 minutes later, you would be the subsequent sign Taurus. The exact hour at which the sun moves from one sign into the next is different every year.

    Gemini Rising

    You are a very active person who likes to get around, meet people and have as many different experiences as possible.

    You like to communicate with others, and in fact you may have difficulty keeping quiet even when you are supposed to. Sometimes this takes the form of writing ability or a fondness for books, anything that keeps your mind going.

    You will always look younger than you are and, even more important, you will always be open to new ideas and experiences.

    Sun in Aries

    You are very energetic and spirited. You tend to be impatient if events don’t move as quickly as you would like. This may cause you to become totally wrapped up in yourself, simply because you aren’t relating to others enough. You have a mind of your own, and you do not care if anyone else agrees with you.

    You like to be the first to do everything, and often you take risks that others consider unwise. Just be careful to avoid real trouble, and try to listen to what others have to say; in fact they may be trying to help you.

    You are rather quick to anger, but you do not hold grudges. However, while you are angry you act rashly and may say things that you will regret later.

    In talking with other people, you prefer to be simple and direct. Just be careful not to be so blunt that you hurt people’s feelings.

    Sun in the Eleventh House

    You are very social and enjoy being with friends rather than by yourself. You try to find out and emphasize what you and someone else have in common, instead of getting caught up in differences. You are a team player who knows how to make the best possible contribution to the workings of the group. You are quite capable of being a leader, because you understand what is best for all of you, not just yourself, and you are able to get others to work with you for group goals.

    You are also an idealist with high hopes for your life.

    Your most positive trait is your concern for those who are close to you, as well as for people in general.

    Moon in Gemini

    Your emotions change very rapidly, and you are quite restless. You get bored rather quickly, and your attention tends to wander if you have to keep it fixed on one object too long. But you are very curious and eager to try out every new experience.

    You enjoy traveling as a chance to have new experiences. And you feel the same way about new ideas, wanting to learn everything there is to learn.

    One very good feature of this Moon position is that you will probably learn to let your intellect control your emotions. In situations where others act wildly and emotionally, you can keep your cool and see what is really happening.

    Moon in the Twelfth House

    You are rather unwilling to talk about your feelings with others, because you feel that they won’t understand you or won’t think well of you. Often you feel that no one should see the real you, but that is not true.

    You have a great need for emotional security, but you often feel you won’t get it. But even though it is difficult for you to trust people on an emotional level, you do like to help others. You may pretend that you are not really generous and helpful, but in fact you are.

    Often this position means that you like to fantasize and daydream.

    Venus in Gemini

    You like to meet many people and have as many friends as possible, for you love variety. The more people you know, the less bored you are, so you act quite friendly and open.

    You express yourself in a lively way, and others will probably enjoy your humor and interesting wit.

    This position of Venus means that you will be interested in art and poetry when you are older.

    Although you like to know a lot of different people, you are not interested in getting close to them or involved in their lives. It may be hard for you to form a deep attachment to someone.

    Venus in the Twelfth House

    You are likely to be rather shy and reserved about showing your loving feelings. It is not that you are unaffectionate, for you can be quite friendly and loving to others if you trust them. But shyness can keep you from having many rewarding relationships, because you won’t be able to get to know others who are shy like yourself. And they may be the only people who can really understand your sensitivity. Try to be a little more outgoing, so that you can start friendships with people you are attracted to.

    On the plus side, this placement means that you can be very giving toward the people you love. At times you may even give in when you should stand up for your own beliefs, in order to maintain the friendship.

    Mars in Pisces

    You are quite sensitive, and if you aren’t feeling cheerful, you don’t have much energy.

    It is difficult for you to be very self-assertive. You may let people take advantage of you because you are unsure that you are justified in going ahead with your own plans. You may shrink from people who are domineering, which may make you either ignore their actions or try to get around them secretly. This last tendency should be watched very carefully. If you try to get away with acting behind other people’s backs, you will gradually undermine their confidence in you.

    As you get older and more sure of yourself, you will be able to act more unselfishly and do things for others with less consideration for yourself.

    This is not to say that you cannot be successful; you have as much potential for success as anyone.

    Mars in the Tenth House

    You want to get ahead in life, and you will work very hard to get there.

    However, while you are still in the learning stage, you should be careful how you treat authority figures. You don’t automatically respect all adults, because you have very high standards for others as well as for yourself.

    You should probably look for a career in which you can be self-employed or else have a great deal of independent authority. This position of Mars suggests several kinds of jobs, especially those that require a lot of physical energy or hard work.

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    Astrological Data used for Short Report – Children and Young People

    for Stefan (male)

    born on 20 April 2007

    local time

    9:00 am

    in Bucuresti, ROM

    U.T.

    06:00

    26e06, 44n26

    sid. time

    21:36:12

     

    Planetary positions

    planet

    sign

    degree

     

    motion

    Sun

    Aries

    29°47’30

    in house 11

    direct

    Moon

    Gemini

    8°41’18

    in house 12

    direct

    Mercury

    Aries

    16°11’16

    in house 11

    direct

    Venus

    Gemini

    9°29’56

    in house 12

    direct

    Mars

    Pisces

    10°39’08

    in house 10

    direct

    Jupiter

    Sagittarius

    19°27’53

    end of house 6

    retrograde

    Saturn

    Leo

    18°09’22

    in house 3

    stationary (D)

    Uranus

    Pisces

    17°06’51

    in house 10

    direct

    Neptune

    Aquarius

    21°42’19

    in house 10

    direct

    Pluto

    Sagittarius

    28°52’11

    in house 7

    retrograde

    True Node

    Pisces

    15°13’24

    in house 10

    retrograde

    Planets at the end of a house are interpreted in the next house.

    House positions (Placidus)

    Ascendant

    Gemini

    19°35’53

    2nd House

    Cancer

    9°40’11

    3rd House

    Cancer

    29°01’17

    Imum Coeli

    Leo

    21°40’36

    5th House

    Virgo

    22°27’17

    6th House

    Scorpio

    5°15’30

    Descendant

    Sagittarius

    19°35’53

    8th House

    Capricorn

    9°40’11

    9th House

    Capricorn

    29°01’17

    Medium Coeli

    Aquarius

    21°40’36

    11th House

    Pisces

    22°27’17

    12th House

    Taurus

    5°15’30

    Major aspects

    Sun

    Trine

    Pluto

    0°55

    Moon

    Sextile

    Mercury

    7°30

    Moon

    Conjunction

    Venus

    0°49

    Moon

    Square

    Mars

    1°58

    Mercury

    Trine

    Jupiter

    3°17

    Mercury

    Trine

    Saturn

    1°58

    Mercury

    Sextile

    Neptune

    5°31

    Mercury

    Sextile

    Ascendant

    3°25

    Mercury

    Sextile

    Medium Coeli

    5°29

    Venus

    Square

    Mars

    1°09

    Jupiter

    Trine

    Saturn

    1°19

    Jupiter

    Square

    Uranus

    2°21

    Jupiter

    Sextile

    Neptune

    2°14

    Jupiter

    Opposition

    Ascendant

    0°08

    Jupiter

    Sextile

    Medium Coeli

    2°13

    Saturn

    Quincunx

    Uranus

    1°03

    Saturn

    Opposition

    Neptune

    3°33

    Saturn

    Sextile

    Ascendant

    1°27

    Saturn

    Opposition

    Medium Coeli

    3°31

    Uranus

    Square

    Ascendant

    2°29

    Neptune

    Trine

    Ascendant

    2°06

    Neptune

    Conjunction

    Medium Coeli

    0°02

    Numbers indicate orb (deviation from the exact aspect angle).

     

     

    de base

    lumea pe net depre base:

    south eastern europe times

    reuters india

    guardian unlimited

    world peace herald

    canada.com

    forbes

    euronews.net

    bbc news

    cnn

    etc

    http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1115308269

    ambasada congo luata cu asalt. birourile isi prelungesc programul de acordare a vizelor.

    zvonuri sms-uri si msnger hoaxing style stuff de dimineatza ….

    curge afisarile, creste traficu, comentariile sporeste…

    m-am abtinut de la politicisme deoarece nu ma incanta subiectu. nu sunt george clooney s zic ca nu ma cuplez cu cineva doar pt ca nu stie cine e donald rumsfeld, dar sa nu stie ca traieste intr-o tara in care un presedinte s-a pripit sa spuna ca demisioneaza daca va fi suspendat… inadmisibil. si-a pregatit drumul pt alegerile din iulie, cu riscu de a-i lasa pe muflonii opozanti sa isi faca de cap? e in precampanie? studentii din anu 1 isi kinuie capul cu spetza asta de constitutional…

    au picat pe rand realitatea.net, antena3.ro, hotnews.ro care s-au intrecut sa dea stirea suspendarii lui basescu cu un suprinzator nr de voturi. jurnalistele mesteca fara oprire biscuiti dietetici, lumea scuipa seminte la universitate, sub conducerea lu dumitru dinca. pe messenger circula o multime de mesaje de invitatzie la lupta impotriva politicienilor corupti. ioana basescu s-a dus si ea la universitate. se aduna amazoanele.

    campania electorala incepe peste doua luni zice taricean. cam grabita afirmatie.

    la universitate se face miting. cineva face o gluma tampita: unde sunt minerii si tot el raspunde k minerii sunt in parlament…

    pana una alta vacaroiu nu interimeaza inca romania catre vara, ca se asteapta avizu curtii constitutionale. hienele trandafirii isi ascut ghearele sa dea mai bine la jugularele gnomilor portocalii. si sa te tii fericire.

    trandafirosii vor sa faca lege care sa-i interzica lu base sa candideze. je dislike base, but hate fesenist situieshons, sa zic in clar kestia, implicit opinez ca papusharii astora din urma trebuie „sa si-o ia la greu” peste 4 luni si „din toate partile”. am zis.

    ps – daca stii cine e donald rumsfeld, da un semn sa te directionez la clooney, daca stii cine este cel mai enervat gandac roshu – indiciu – sotia posibil presedinta de cruse rosie – suna-ma……………..

    pps. cele 100 de zile ale lui napoleon incepe?

    de new(s) dileme

    • ce manaca vadim la micul dejun?
    • dar leonida lari?
    • ce inseamna devalizarea unui crang? N-am mai auzit cuvantul crang. O stire de la Rompres glasuieshte: „Numeroase găşti de cartier devalizează periodic crângul, spaţiile verzi, dar sunt implicate şi în acte de proxenetism sau trafic de droguri, iar cazul tânărului ucis în Piaţa Obor din Bucureşti se poate petrece oricând în Buzău, se arată într-un comunicat remis, joi, de două organizaţii non-guvernamentale”
    • ce bine tre sa te simti ca reporterita in Croatia si sa zici dupa o transmisiune in direct: „Din Pula, pt Pro Tv….”
    • ce bine tre sa te simti calator din botswana cand taximetrista iti raspunde la intrebarea „cat va datorez?” – „o pula”…
    • ce bine tre sa te simti ca jurnalist la jurnalul mai ales daca te cheama d. cobuz sau ceva in genu si sa scrii tembelisme si inventii despre directorul tvr, „pe surse” inventate si sa ajungi celebru.
    • ce bine tre sa te simti ca Moderator pe comentariile la articolele din jurnalul si sa elimini tot ce nu inseamna „osana tie, ziar maretz”.. in speta sugestii de genul „infromati-va inainte de scrie un articol”….

    de experienta b’est (iala….)

    nikita mihalkov. un tzar al cinematografiei descris de o prietena drept un mosh dulce.

    un regizor care a fost aplaudat de o sala plina ochi dupa proiectia filmului „soarele inselator”.

    un regizor care a primit cu distinctie o intrebare care conecta tilul filmului sau cu incalzirea globala…

    un regizor interesant, rabdator … oaspete de onoare la Cea de-a treia editie a B’est.

    pe site-ul festivalului, in finalul „statement-ului”, organizatorii isi invita spectatorii la film cu mesajul „traiti experienta B-EST!”

    proiectia de gala a filmului lui Mihalkov a lasat un gust amar multor jurnalisti, invitati si spectatori care au resuit cu greu sa intre in cinematograf. Nu exista nimeni care sa le spuna unde isi pot gasi invitatia sau acreditarea, unde sa stea in sala. Nu era niciun afis care se le comunice studentilor ca pot intra pe baza de legitimatie. cu conditia sa astepte ocuparea locurilor de catre invitati si platitorii de bilete. Numele Biancai era pe buzele tuturor pentru ca nimeni altcineva nu stia ce sa faca, parasiti de intuitie , spirit, simt practic etc… Asa ca scuzele prezentate pentru subtitrarea execrabila care a macelarit filmul lui Mihalkov i-au ridicat in cap strigatele unor doamne care huiduiau mai ceva decat supradimensionatele spectatoare de la Scala din Milano. Ca de obicei, toate se sparg in capul oamenilor de PR, care isi dau duhul sa iasa treaba bine, dar probabil nu au cu cine lucra sau ce impaketa. La Be’est nu vad decat prima varianta, pentru ca de impaketat este destul. S-au anuntat proiectii interesante, care ar putea creste un pic vanzarile uitatului Scala, care arata cat de cat mai curatzel.

    Ziceam de prima varianta… care porneste de la atitudinea organizatorilor depasiti de toate cele anuntate…

    Toti invitatii si jurnalistii care au calcat macar o data la Tiff si au scapat din ingramadeala de la Scala sau au adresat vreo intrebare vreunui voluntar au rasuflat cate un „asta nu s-ar fi intamplat niciodata la Tiff”, cautand-o din priviri pe Dana Dimitriu, directorul festivalului, care se afla setata pe „ignore” fata de toata lumea.

    In calitate de director ar fi trebuit sa prezinte juriul, sectiunile, cate putin din festival, un mesaj, o treaba, apoi sa-i pupe kelia lui Milakov pt care venisera o multime de fane sa-i atinga mainile inainte de-a deveni moaste.. ori pe Oana Pellea, aflata in juriu n-a prezentat-o nimeni nimanui, spre exemplu… chestie care chiar nu se face…

    In calitate de director ar fi trebui sa se asigure ca are un Info Point in fiecare cinema la care lumea poate primi si alt raspuns in afara de „nu stiu”.

    In calitate de director ar fi trebui sa stie ca a aduna bani pentru a incropi un program de festival, fie el ok si printat pe hartie lucioasa (care uita sa fie distribuit la gala sau pe strada) nu inseamna ca poti afirma ca faci un festival de talie internationala…

    „experienta B’est” a insemnat pt toata lumea numai nervi si injuraturi.

    la „experienta B’est” majoritatea purtau insignele Next, festival se scurtmetraje aflat la prima editie si terminat de vreo 10 zile. cu toate astea lumea vorbea in continuare de el si de bine. insignele „b’est” nu vor ajunge niciodata sa fie purtate la vreun festival. am zis.

    va urma

    de Audrey style..

    Beauty Tips
    by Audrey Hepburn

    For attractive lips,
    Speak words of kindness.

    For lovely eyes,
    Seek out the good in people.

    For a slim figure,
    Share your food with the hungry.

    For beautiful hair,
    Let a child run his fingers through it once a day.

    For poise,
    Walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.

    People, even more than things, have to be restored,
    renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed.
    Never throw out anybody.

    Remember: if you ever need a helping hand,
    you’ll find One at the end of your arm.
    As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands.
    One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

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