de horoscopul zilei pt SAGATATOR


in care se arata ca horoscoapele de astazi sunt destul de diferite unele de altele. asa ca le-am lasta pe alea serioase la o parte, pt a vedea ce zic aia care se considera amuzanti atsrologically speaking:)

premisa:
A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip. (astrologyweekly)

concluziile astrologice ale zilei:
varianta 1 – SAGITTARIUS
Remember: loose lips sink ships. The really strange thing is, nobody’s ever been able to explain to me why ships have lips in the first place, especially if they’re that risky. (via humorscope.com)

varianta 2 – SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack. (via portalmix)

varianta 3 – SAGITTARIUS
You may wake up at any moment to discover that your left foot is made from bacon and aluminum foil. Just look on the bright side – at least you can still glow in the dark. (via crazyhoroscopes)

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